Share a Coke with Sherlock
“Share a coke with Sherlock” is some pretty unfortunate phrasing given what we know about the guy’s drug habits.
I snorted.
So did he.
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I’m laughing harder than I should
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Humorously done but it brings up a very good point about the song. (And I like how the guys immediately reacted, “Wow, dude, that’s not okay.”)
Seriously, even as like a ten year old I knew that line was just wrong.
I like how they beat the shit out of the rapist at the end. We need more humor on the side against rape like this video.
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ready, set, sex.
- 1. Are looks important in a relationship?
- 2. Are relationships ever worth it?
- 3. Are you a virgin?
- 4. Are you in a relationship?
- 5. Are you in love?
- 6. Are you single this year?
- 7. Can you commit to one person?
- 8. Describe your crush
- 9. Describe your perfect mate
- 10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
- 11. Do you ever want to get married?
- 12. Do you forgive betrayal?
- 13. Do you get jealous easily?
- 14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
- 15. Do you have any piercings?
- 16. Do you have any tattoos?
- 17. Do you like kissing in public?
- 20. Do you shower every day?
- 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
- 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
- 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
- 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
- 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
- 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
- 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
- 28. Have you ever been cheated on?
- 29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
- 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
- 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
- 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
- 33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
- 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
- 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
- 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
- 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
- 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
- 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
- 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
- 41. Have you had sex so far this year?
- 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
- 43. How long was your longest relationship?
- 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
- 45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
- 46. How many times did you have sex last year?
- 47. How old are you?
- 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
- 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
- 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
- 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
- 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
- 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
- 54. Is there someone you will never forget?
- 55. Share a relationship story.
- 56. State 8 facts about your body
- 57. Things you want to say to an ex
- 58. What are five ways to win your heart?
- 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
- 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
- 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
- 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
- 63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
- 64. What is your definition of cheating?
- 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
- 66. What is your favourite roleplay?
- 67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
- 68. What is your sexual orientation?
- 69. What turns you off?
- 70. What turns you on?
- 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
- 72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
- 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
- 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
- 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
- 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
- 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
- 78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
- 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
- 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
- 81. Who are five people you find attractive?
- 82. Who is the last person you hugged?
- 83. Who was your first kiss with?
- 84. Why did your last relationship fail?
- 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
happy father’s day !!
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OH LOOK A MOTHERFUCKING GIVEAWAY
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT SHIT
109 PEOPLE ARE FOLLOWING ME SO HEY GUESS WHAT IMA MAKE YOU CUTIE PIES HORNS
DA RULEZ
- EVEN THOUGH IT’S A FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE FOLLOWING ME BUT IF YOU WANT TO THAT’D BE COOL
- WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN AT RANDOM
- I WILL NOT DO TAVROS OR ARADIA
- I WILL DO CUSTOM HORNS AS LONG AS A PICTURE IS PROVIDED AND THEY’RE OF REASONABLE LENGTH
- I USE MODEL MAGIC AND MARTHA STEWART ACRYLIC PAINT SO THE HORNS ARE SMOOTH AS SHIT AND THEY LOOK P NICE
- I HAVE FINALS THIS WEEK SO I’LL PROBABLY START MAKING THEM AFTER SCHOOL ENDS FOR ME
- THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON MONDAY, JUNE 24, 2013
- LIKES AND REBLOGS COUNT SO REBLOG AND LIKE THIS SHIT
- IF YOU’RE NOT 100% SATISFIED WITH THE ONES I MAKE YOU I WILL MAKE YOU ANY OTHER THING YOU WANT FOR FREE
- YOU MUST LIVE IN THE CONTINENTAL US CAUSE I’M POOR
- GOTTA BE COMFORTABLE WITH GIVING ME YOUR ADDRESS
- I PROMISE I WON’T KILL YOUR FAMILY
- I LOVE YOU
- BYE
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i’ve got a fever
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grub facepaint:3
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this is just so awesome i can’t even
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER EVER EVER
DITTO
THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU WILL SEE ALL DAY
so perfect that it hurts
my favorite thing on tumblr right now
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Blue’s Clues
Remember Steve?
Reblog and click on that picture.
And remember Joe?
Reblog and click that picture too.
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ME NEITHER
(Source: comedycentral, via quarrelingpalette)
Cop Sexually Assaults Woman Then Arresting Her For Protesting
As if that wasn’t enough for them, they sent her child to protective services and put the mother in jail for “making false allegations against a police officer”, which is actually not a crime. Now that it’s been revealed she was telling the truth, not only is the cop fired, but even the judge who sat there and let it happen is under investigation.
im gonna puke
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Les Miserables as if it were Tangled.
somebody hold me I’m rolling through my room
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My storyboard final! An autobiographical tale of the scariest thing I ever encountered while babysitting.
Wow! What a great job rubit aahhh!! ;U; Really great storytelling skills there it was so easy to read through ffffff i am so happy for u
My favorite part was, “I’M NEVER GONNA BE AN UNCLE!”
So good, wonderful work!! C:
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